Scrooged
Scrooged is a modern retelling of Charles Dickens’ classic, featuring TV executive Frank Cross, in the role of the titular character. The Christmas Carol is a concept that’s been done a million times. Scrooged takes the basic idea of The Christmas Carol and subverts it, making this movie an interesting ride. How? Let’s find out.
DetailsFreaky
There is a fine balance between humor and horror that can make or break a movie. If you tip to the side of humor, it can seem ingenious, if you tip toward blood and gore, the humor seems out of place.
DetailsSanta’s Slay
What if Santa Clause wasn’t nice, but very naughty? Nicholas Yuleson (Douglas Smith) is about to find out the real meaning of Christmas and to his horror, that Santa Clause does exist.
DetailsHow the Grinch Stole Christmas
A retelling of Dr. Seuss’ classic, The Grinch follows the classic tale while offering insight into the sad tale of the titular character. Okay, so I know what you’re thinking: “why the hell is he reminding the world of that awful movie?” Let me explain.
DetailsThankskilling
It drives a stake so far through bad that it comes out the other side sort of humorous.
DetailsFood is inherently disgusting. You’re allowing products that can be wet, gooey, and sticky into your body. Here are the top 5 most shocking scenes that involve food.
DetailsFood of the Gods
The film is loosely based on a novel by H.G. Wells, but reduces the source material to an “Earth Strikes Back” ecology movie, which was popular in 1976 when the movie was released.
DetailsNight of the Living Dead
Night of the Living Dead follows a group of people trapped inside a cabin as zombies attack. The first week of food month we considered food to be human flesh. This week we’re going with that again with a review of a zombie movie, and a great one at that. Why is it so great? Let’s find out.
DetailsFeast
A stranger (Name: Hero, occupation: Kicking Ass, Life Expectancy: Pretty Fucking Good) runs in covered in blood. He carries a warning of impending doom as hell is about to befall on their little tavern.
DetailsThe Stuff
A white paste called “The Stuff” sold as desert ends up being sentient. A former FBI agent, a kid, and a marketing manager must stop it. The Stuff isn’t as bad as the recap made it seem. If the purpose of cinema is to entertain, then this is a good film. Let me explain.
DetailsRavenous
George tells Boyd and Hart of the legend of the Wendigo. If a man eats the flesh of another man he absorbs his power, but he will become ravenous.
DetailsThe Silence of the Lambs
An FBI trainee is tasked with finding a serial killer enlisting the help of a cannibal and former psychiatrist. For those of you who only know Silence of the Lambs because of its most famous quote, this review is for you. I love this movie. Why? Let’s find out.
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