How the Grinch Stole Christmas
A retelling of Dr. Seuss’ classic, The Grinch follows the classic tale while offering insight into the sad tale of the titular character. Okay, so I know what you’re thinking: “why the hell is he reminding the world of that awful movie?” Let me explain.
DetailsThankskilling
It drives a stake so far through bad that it comes out the other side sort of humorous.
DetailsFood is inherently disgusting. You’re allowing products that can be wet, gooey, and sticky into your body. Here are the top 5 most shocking scenes that involve food.
DetailsFood of the Gods
The film is loosely based on a novel by H.G. Wells, but reduces the source material to an “Earth Strikes Back” ecology movie, which was popular in 1976 when the movie was released.
DetailsNight of the Living Dead
Night of the Living Dead follows a group of people trapped inside a cabin as zombies attack. The first week of food month we considered food to be human flesh. This week we’re going with that again with a review of a zombie movie, and a great one at that. Why is it so great? Let’s find out.
DetailsFeast
A stranger (Name: Hero, occupation: Kicking Ass, Life Expectancy: Pretty Fucking Good) runs in covered in blood. He carries a warning of impending doom as hell is about to befall on their little tavern.
DetailsThe Stuff
A white paste called “The Stuff” sold as desert ends up being sentient. A former FBI agent, a kid, and a marketing manager must stop it. The Stuff isn’t as bad as the recap made it seem. If the purpose of cinema is to entertain, then this is a good film. Let me explain.
DetailsRavenous
George tells Boyd and Hart of the legend of the Wendigo. If a man eats the flesh of another man he absorbs his power, but he will become ravenous.
DetailsThe Silence of the Lambs
An FBI trainee is tasked with finding a serial killer enlisting the help of a cannibal and former psychiatrist. For those of you who only know Silence of the Lambs because of its most famous quote, this review is for you. I love this movie. Why? Let’s find out.
DetailsCreepshow
Creepshow is a collection of five short films based on the works of Steven King and the EC comics of the 1950s. I’ve watched Creepshow twice, and I never watch movies twice. Why is this movie so special? Let’s find out.
DetailsThe Witches
This is a movie about love and acceptance and how no matter how small you are, you can have a big affect on the world around you. It is a morality tale of finding your place and feeling comfortable in your own skin, even if that skin has fur on it.
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