Ant-Man Paul Rudd has been dethroned by none other than America’s Ass, Captain America! Truthfully, I was surprised to find out that Chris Evans hadn’t already received the honor. I first took notice of Mr Evans when he played a sexy Johnny Storm, the Human Torch, in 2005’s Fantastic Four and 2007’s Fantastic Four Rise Of The Siver Surfer. When it was announced that he would play Steve Rogers/Captain America, there were many fans who thought he shouldn’t play two different superheroes which is just pure poppycock. But once everyone saw him in Captain America The First Avenger, they changed their tune. And now it is hard to think of anyone else playing the star-spangled Avenger.
During my research for this “article” (it’s really more of a gallery) I came across one headline after another such as “Chris Evans Has Tattoos!!!”, “Chris Evans Fans Only Now Realizing the Avengers Star Is Covered In Tattoos!!!”, “Today I Realized Chris Evans Is Covered In Tattoos!!!”, and every variation of that one could think of. I didn’t know Chris has tattoos, but, c’mon, these days who doesn’t have tattoos?! It isn’t the shocking revelation it once was. I suppose that, as Steve Rogers, everyone saw Chris as the definition of wholesomeness, he couldn’t possibly have tattoos! As you look through the following sexy photos in our gallery, I dare you not to count how many tats he has!
