Your old putrid fiend, er, I mean friend, the Crypt Keeper here, boils and ghouls heh heh heh heh! I was just getting ready for my favorite fright-night of the year, Helloween! And for the first time in 76 years we’re having a blue moon tonight! There’s sure to be a howling good time! heh heh heh! I’ve invited a few friends over for my annual spookenanny! The macabre men and ghastly gals from Comic-Watch will be here for a spooktacular party where we’ll play some ghastly games like bobbing for Bob! Pin the tail on the Don-ald! And my favorite, Truth or Scare! heheheheheh! What’s that? O think I hear the door screaming!
Why, look! It’s the Comic-Watch Content Manager! And it looks like she brought dear old dad with her! Nice boots you have there Count Cody!
And here comes Gabriel aka Superboy. What can I say kids? When you gotta selfie, you gotta selfie! Ha!
I see some of our newbies coming. Quick, lock the door and ditch the lights! Just kidding, just kidding. Here is your Dungeon Master, Joshua! Come to think of it, I probably am going to need a new one. I haven’t seen my loyal Fred since that Coroner took him for a ride. Hey, Josh……………..
Wonder Man Rob aka” I only write this stuff for my husband!” Rob loves to make his own costumes and run on super-hero theme marathons. Hey, Rob, is that the old battleax you’re holding? heheheh heheheheheheheheh!
Editor, writer unbelievably (uh…huh…I can’t read this), it’s Duna! See? It’s not all fan-boys! (Thanks a lot, Duma, I lost 50 bucks!) By the way, I read that issue. It’s all a dream! hehehehehheheheheh!
Remember that old show, Bunny The Vampire Slayer? Neither do I. But dropping by we have Bunny’s vampire buddy, Spock! Presented by (wait…what? Who?) Presenting Matt as Spike! Spike the Vampire. Which Bunny kills. And Buffy kills too? hehehehe boy, you are so steak tar tar!
Aw, it’s Sarah. Now go look at Hot Topic, she’s 3 for $27! Unless you’re the exclusive. heheh.
Oh, look. It’s Rick. The Media Editor. As in Me-dia. Like me. Where’s my check, Loki? I’ll sue. I swear if I don’t get paid you’re dead meat. Warm, bloody, meat. Damn, now I’m hungry.
And lastly…and I mean that literally hehehe…it’s, uh, oh….waitasec! Um, it’s X-O Kenowar! Did I get that right? Oh, the hell with it! Waitasecond.. now there 2 of them?
And now, dear rotten readers. It’s with a dubious amount of horrors I introduce to you… Yes! You there in the hat. In the blue. Wake up! hehehehehe…Where was I? Oh, yes, the Editor-In-Chief, dear old Nicholas! What’s that? Why is he last? Because I can…hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Another year, another piece of skin falls off the old body! Let’s all hope next Halloween you’ll all be busy somewhere else! Till then, I leave you with some of more phantasmic photos that didn’t make it into the main article. ……hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Warmest wishes to John Kassir who gave us 7 great years as the CryptKeeper from HBO’s Tales From The Crypt! And his over the top performance in Showtime’s Reefer Madness!
Trick R Treating With The Comic-Watchers
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